Monday Ranting: I Love You More – Giving Up All The Hoes for You!

One thing My Present says to me a lot is I love you more. If I’m being honest I’m sometimes simultaneously jealous and uncomfortable that he believes and is vulnerable enough to say this to me. Verbal emoticon expression isn’t one of my strengths…blame my childhood. I am working on it. The other night on our way home from our friend’s baby dedication (because 30+) we went down this lovey-dovey road. It’s a path often traveled and it makes me feel good on the inside. Don’t tell My Present because I’m hard! The point, I told him there was no way for him to truly know that he loves me more. And he said of course he did because he gave up all those other hoes for me. Love emojis eviscerated.

Also I am not a hoe but we can discuss his misuse of nouns a little later.

My internal conversation said what hoes Paco Kinte (PK)? (I started calling My Present this after finding out he’s 1/48th Mexican. He is also somewhat of a light skint militant ala Huey Newton) Clearly PK’s perception of his pimp hand far outreaches his actual game.

Book of Questions Wednesdays: It’s Only Illegal if You Get Caught…

Wednesday’s Question from the Book of Questions *Revised and Updated by Gregory Stock, PH. D., is question #007 – A.  If you were on a jury, would you be willing to convict a person for something you didn’t think should be considered a crime? Let me start by saying that I served as a juror … Continue reading

Monday Ranting: Who Wants to be Popular Anyway

Over the past few days I’ve come across folk on the innerwebs casting their votes for non-political unpopular opinions. Because I like lists and sometimes following a trend I said Faith, do it! Since I listen to myself all if not most of the time, here’s my list of non-political unpopular opinions cause why not and shyt:

Beards do not make everyone look good. Sometimes ugly cannot be cured but the world still goes round. Look what I’m saying is that even if Flavor Flav had the luxurious chin hair of the Philly Beard Gawds he would still look like a roach perched on a clock. I have nothing against Flavor Flav but ugly is as ugly does. He’s probably a great person.

Random Iskabibbles -A Presidential Election – Foolafucooniggatry Edition

This year or so in politics confirmed my feelings about the US – there are idiots among us. My verklempt levels are uber high. How could you blame me with half of the nation (45% is close enough to half ) losing their ever-loving minds by supporting a pig in a wig, Donald Trump. Well technically he’s not a pig nor does he wear a wig but you’re drifting with me.